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fat head's gluten free friendly

These items are made without ingredients containing gluten. Although we take precautions, we cannot guarantee that these items will not come in contact with some rogue gluten during preparation.

MUNCHIES

SWEET & SPICY HOP PICKLES $5 (V)

House-made with fresh habaneros.

 

FRESH-CUT FRIES $6 (V)

Hand-cut fresh in our kitchen. Cooked in the same place.

 

HOUSE-MADE POTATO CHIPS $5 (V)

Lightly seasoned.

 

SMOKED CHICKEN, SPINACH, ‘CHOKE DIP  $10

House-smoked chicken blended with spinach &

artichoke hearts. Served with house-made chips.

 

ORIGINAL BUFFALO CAULIFLOWER  $10 (V)

Cauliflower florets lightly fried and tossed in our

Original Sauce, topped with scallions. Ranch dressing

on the side.

 

HUMMUS PLATTER  $9 (V)

Red pepper hummus served with veggies and

house-made chips. So good, there are no words.

 

POTATO SKINS  $10

Loaded with bacon & cheddar. Sour cream on the side.

 

PULLED PORK CHILI FRIES  $9

Fresh-cut fries topped with pulled pork chili, Jack

and cheddar, sliced fresh jalapeños, onions, cilantro,

a sunny egg* & chipotle aioli. Common taters beware.

 

 

sub heads

All Sub Heads served on a gluten-free baguette.

 

NICOLE’S ORIGINAL CHEESESTEAK  $12.5

Shaved sirloin, green peppers, mushrooms, onions, banana peppers, provolone and American, lettuce, tomato and mayo.

 

CHIPOTLE CHICKEN CHEESESTEAK  $13

House-smoked chicken grilled with onions and green peppers. Topped with melted Jack cheese and chipotle aioli.

 

HIPSTER CHEESESTEAK $12.5

Shaved steak, hot sausage, broccoli rabe, onions, provolone, and cherry pepper mayo. Because of Jeremy we're Stuck with this.

 

FUDDWICH  $12.5

Corned Beef, turkey, salami, Swiss, lettuce, tomato, red onion, cherry-pepper mayo. Gary got on his knees and prayed to the sandwich gods to get this back.

 

DOUBLE D  $14

Sausage stuffed banana peppers topped with shaved steak grilled with mushrooms & onions, pepperoni, provolone, Original Sauce and parm cheese. Buy 2. There’s nothing like a pair of Double D’s.

 

BIG BEEFY BARBECUE  $12.5

House-smoked brisket, sautéed onions, Smoky BBQ sauce, cheddar, house-made bacon, tomato, pickle and horseradish sauce.

 

COLLEGE FUND  $12.5

House-smoked pulled pork, provolone, garlicky broccoli rabe and rosemary mayo. Please buy this.

 

THE PULL MONTY  $12.5

House-smoked chicken, Carolina sauce, house-made bacon, melted cheddar, coleslaw and fresh-sliced jalapeños. Indulge without inhibitions.

 

MO BETTA BEEF AND CHEDDA  $12.5

House-smoked brisket, house-made bacon, roasted mushrooms, sharp cheddar, chipotle mayo.

Hey Mark O., this one’s betta. Nyuck, nyuck.

 

THE DIVINE SWINE  $11

House-smoked pulled pork, Smoky BBQ sauce,

house-made bacon. Like divine intervention.

 

MIGHTY FINE BOVINE  $13

House-smoked brisket, house-smoked pastrami, Swiss, hot pepper-kraut, onion, pickles, garlic-parm mayo. Tender, spicy, crunchy, crazy. Thanks Joe & Jon.

 

 

 (V) = Vegetarian Friendly

* All of our burgers and eggs are cooked to order. Caesar dressing contains raw egg. Consuming raw or undercooked meat, eggs, and seafood may increase your risk of a foodborne illness.

 

SMOKEHOUSE WINGS

Three Whole Wings  $7

Five Whole Wings  $11

Seven Whole Wings  $14

 

Our house-smoked wings are dry-rubbed, smoked, then chargrilled to perfection. You can request extra dry rub, or any of the sauces listed below.

 

• Smoky BBQ

• Mild Buffalo

• Extra Medium

• Fat Head's Original

 

**All Wings are served with one sauce or rub of your choice. Celery, carrots and ranch dressing on the side.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

• Black & Yellow

• Carolina

• Beasty BBQ

• Killer

SOUP

PULLED PORK CHILI  $5.5

House-smoked pork with chili fixins.

SALADS

Gluten Free Dressings: Balsamic Vinaigrette, Ranch, Honey Mustard, Caesar*, Dijon Vinaigrette, Killer Ranch

 

PITTSBURGH SALAD  $13.5

Your choice of house-smoked chicken, grilled chicken breast or tender steak with sautéed green peppers and red onions over mixed greens with fries, cheddar, tomato, hard-boiled egg, cucumber. Choice of dressing on the side. No croutons.

 

CAESAR SALAD  Sm. $6  Lg. $9

Romaine tossed in house-made Caesar dressing,* shaved Parmesan. Anchovies upon request.

Add Steak $7

Add Grilled Chicken Breast  $5

 

HOUSE SALAD      Sm. $5  Lg. $8 (V)

Mixed greens, hard-boiled egg, tomatoes, red onion

and cucumbers. Choice of dressing on the side.

 

BURGERS

All of our burgers come with fresh cut fries.

Served on a Gluten Free Bun.

 

PULLED PORK CHILI BURGER  $11.5

Loaded with smoked pulled pork chili, shredded

cheddar and fresh sliced jalapeños.

 

FIERY VOODOO KILLER BURGER  $13

House smoked pulled pork coated in our Killer sauce, Swiss, roasted red peppers, fresh sliced jalapeños and a drizzle of our ranch dressing.

 

HOUSE BURGER  $11.5

Pimento cheese, house-made bacon, Habanero Hop Pickles, Sriracha Thousand Island.

 

TRIPLE BYPASS  $13

Cheddar, house-smoked brisket in Beasty BBQ

sauce and a sunny egg*. Doctor recommended!

 

CLASSIC BACON CHEESEBURGER  $11.5

House-made bacon, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, and mayo.

Chicken sandwiches

Served on a gluten-free bun.

 

WANZCO CHICKEN $12

Chargrilled chicken breast, Original Sauce, cheddar, house-made bacon. Lettuce, tomato, ranch dressing. Cheers to Lenny, our friend.

 

MCMINN’S CHICKEN DANCE  $13

Chargrilled chicken breast coated in Spicy Parm sauce with a fried egg,* cheddar, lettuce, tomato, pickle and cherry-pepper mayo. John calls his dance the ostrich, but he looks like a chicken.

 

KILLER CHICKEN  $12

Chicken breast chargrilled with Killer sauce, ham, roasted red peppers, Swiss and Killer Ranch.

 

ALOHA CHICKEN  $12

Chargrilled breast topped with ham, provolone cheese, grilled pineapple and Extra Medium sauce. Try to suppress the desire to wear loud floral print shirts and say the word “Dude.”

BURGERS

Our beef burgers are eight ounces of locally ground

chuck/short rib blend. Served with a pile of fresh-cut fries.

 

JONESBURGER  $12

Melted American, Beer Bacon Jam, Sweet & Spicy Hop

Pickles, Arrogant Onion Rings, and chipotle ketchup.

 

PULLED PORK CHILI BURGER  $11.5

Loaded with smoked pulled pork chili, shredded cheddar and fresh-sliced jalapeños.

 

RENÉE’S RED, HOT AND BLUE BURGER  $12

Cheddar, house-made bacon, Original Sauce, crumbled blue cheese, onion crisps and ranch dressing.

 

HOUSE BURGER  $11.5

Pimento cheese, house-made bacon, Swet & Spicy Hop Pickles, Sriracha Thousand Island.

 

ROASTED ONION & MUSHROOM BURGER  $12

Topped with oven-roasted mushrooms and onions, Swiss, Head Hunter mustard and garlic mayo.

 

TRIPLE BYPASS  $13

Cheddar, house-smoked brisket in Beasty BBQ sauce and a sunny egg*. Doctor recommended!

 

FIERY VOODOO KILLER BURGER  $13

House-smoked pulled pork coated in Killer sauce, Swiss, roasted red peppers, fresh-sliced jalapeños and a drizzle of ranch dressing.

 

KINDA BLUE  $12.5

Jazzed up with Beer Bacon Jam, crumbled blue cheese, pickled red onion and arugula.

 

SMOKY BURGER  $12

Provolone, house-made bacon, Smoky BBQ, onion crisps.

 

KELSEY BURGER  $12

Sharp cheddar, house-made bacon, pierogi, sautéed onions, horseradish sauce.

 

CLASSIC BACON CHEESEBURGER  $11.5

House-made bacon, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, mayo.

 

BLACK BEAN BURGER  $11 (V)

Black Bean Veggie Patty, red onion, tomato, lettuce and chipotle mayo.

 

SANDWICHES

FRENCH DIP  $12.5

House-smoked brisket, roasted mushrooms and onions, Swiss cheese, rosemary mayo. Served with a side of French Onion soup for dipping.

 

NICOLE’S ORIGINAL CHEESESTEAK  $12.5

Shaved sirloin, green peppers, mushrooms, onions, banana peppers, provolone and American, lettuce, tomato and mayo.

 

GARVEY’S JALAPEÑO CHEESE STEAK  $12.5

Shaved steak, bacon, onions, pickled jalapeños, cheddar cheese sauce.

 

HIPSTER CHEESESTEAK $12.5

Shaved steak, hot sausage, broccoli rabe, onions, provolone, and cherry-pepper mayo. Because of Jeremy we're Stuck with this.

 

CHIPOTLE CHICKEN CHEESESTEAK  $13

House-smoked chicken grilled with onions and green peppers. Topped with melted Jack cheese and chipotle aioli.

 

GRILLED REUBEN  $13

Your choice of corned beef or house-smoked pastrami grilled on marble rye with Swiss, kraut and house-mase Thousand Island.

 

HOT BABUSHKA MAMA  $11 (V)

Cheddar, Jack cheese, pierogi, roasted onions and mushrooms grilled on white. And the Polish girls go “Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo…”

 

WANZCO CHICKEN  $12

Chargrilled chicken breast, Original Sauce, American,

house-made bacon. Lettuce, tomato, and ranch dressing. Cheers to Lenny, our friend.

 

MCMINN’S CHICKEN DANCE  $13

Chargrilled chicken breast coated in Spicy Parm sauce with a fried egg,* cheddar, lettuce, tomato, pickle and

cherry-pepper mayo. John calls his dance the ostrich, but he looks like a chicken.

 

KILLER CHICKEN  $12

Chicken breast chargrilled with Killer sauce, ham, roasted red peppers, Swiss and Killer Ranch.

 

ALOHA CHICKEN  $12

Chargrilled breast topped with ham, provolone cheese, grilled pineapple and Extra Medium sauce. Try to suppress the desire to wear loud floral print shirts and say the word “Dude.”

 

BUFFALO CHICKEN  $10

Boneless breast grilled in any of our wing sauces. Topped with celery and blue cheese dressing.

 

TURKEY CLUB WRAP  $11.5

Turkey, house-made bacon, cheddar, lettuce, tomato, roasted red peppers, chipotle mayo.

POTATO RULES. PLEASE OBEY! House-made chips accompany all Headwiches and sandwiches, fresh-cut fries come with all burgers. It’s just a hassle for our kitchen to randomly switch them around. Translation: No substitutions. So please don’t look a gift spud in the eye! We don’t want to be dictaters but we ask that you please obey the rules.

G-MAN  $13

Raise a glass to Garrett Hurley, Beer Camp Founding Father, friend and all-around cool dude. House-smoked pulled pork, Carolina Sauce, slaw, onions, fried pickles.

 

MO BETTA BEEF AND CHEDDA  $12.5

House-smoked brisket, house-made bacon, roasted mushrooms, sharp cheddar, chipotle mayo.

Hey Mark O., this one’s betta. Nyuck, nyuck.

 

BAY OF PIGS  $12.5

House-smoked pulled pork, ham, Swiss, pickles,

honey mustard, Killer sauce. It’s like an invasion of your stomach, in a good way.

 

EXPERT PASTRAMI   $13.5

House-smoked pastrami, hot Italian sausage, fried egg,* grilled onions, cheddar, pickle, cherry-pepper mayo.

 

CHICK’N LITTLE  $13

Chicken tenders, Original Sauce, provolone and American cheese, 2 fried eggs,* ham, house-made bacon, lettuce, tomato, onion and cherry-pepper mayo.

 

THE FAT ITALIAN  $13

Ham, salami, capicola, pepperoni, Italian sausage, provolone cheese, hard-boiled egg, banana peppers, lettuce, tomato, red onion and rosemary mayo. Better unbuckle your belt.

 

THE DIVINE SWINE  $11

House-smoked pulled pork, Smoky BBQ sauce,

house-made bacon. Like divine intervention.

 

SOUTH SHORE STEAK & EGG  $12

Shaved sirloin, fried egg,* pepperoni, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion and mayo.

 

MIGHTY FINE BOVINE  $13

House-smoked brisket, house-smoked pastrami, Swiss, hot pepper-kraut, onion, pickles, garlic-parm mayo. Tender, spicy, crunchy, crazy. Thanks Joe & Jon.

 

WEDDING CRASHER  $12.5

House-smoked meatloaf glazed in chipotle ketchup, onion crisps, American cheese, pickles and chipotle mayo. Maaa! The meatloaf!

 

CODFATHER  $12

Battered North Atlantic cod, coleslaw and house-made tartar. Better to eat this fish than to sleep with it. But if you get it to go we won’t judge.

HEADWICHES YOU KNOW, SANDWICHES RELATIVELY CLOSE TO THE SIZE OF YOUR HEAD

SOUTHSIDE SLOPES $12

Voted #5 Best Sandwich in U.S.A by Maxim.

Chargrilled kielbasa topped with sautéed pierogi and onions, American cheese, horseradish sauce.

 

THE BENDER  $13

Kielbasa chargrilled in Original Sauce, roasted red peppers, fried egg,* crumbled sausage, provolone cheese, onion crisps, cherry-pepper mayo.

 

FUDDWICH  $12.5

Corned Beef, turkey, salami, Swiss, lettuce, tomato, red onion, cherry-pepper mayo. Gary got on his knees and prayed to the sandwich gods to get this back.

 

BEERMARK  $13.5

House-smoked pulled pork & beef brisket, Black & Yellow sauce, beer cheese, onion crisps, and Sweet & Spicy Hop Pickles. For Mark Saucier, Beer Camp Founding Father, humanitarian, dear friend. One dollar from every sandwich sold will be donated to the Jubilee Kitchen. True Story!

 

DOUBLE D  $14

Sausage stuffed banana peppers topped with shaved steak grilled with mushrooms & onions, pepperoni, provolone, Original Sauce and parm cheese. Buy 2. There’s nothing like a pair of Double D’s.

 

BIG BEEFY BARBECUE  $12.5

House-smoked brisket, sautéed onions, Smoky BBQ sauce, cheddar, house-made bacon, tomato, pickle

and horseradish sauce.

 

COLLEGE FUND  $12.5

House-smoked pulled pork, provolone, garlicky

broccoli rabe and rosemary mayo. Please buy this.

 

TWISTED BRISKET  $12.5

House-smoked brisket, Smoky BBQ sauce, cheddar,

onion crisps and a sunny egg* that may run amuck before reaching your table.

 

JACK-O  $13.5

Jack says the “O” is for Outrageous! Tender steak, roasted red peppers, sharp cheddar, Arrogant Onion Rings, and Killer Ranch.

 

THE PULL MONTY  $12.5

House-smoked chicken, Carolina sauce, house-made bacon, melted cheddar, coleslaw and fresh-sliced jalapeños. Indulge without inhibitions.

 

BEAUTY & THE BEASTY  $12

House-smoked pulled pork, Beasty BBQ, pickles, onions, slaw. You can substitute Smoky BBQ but you’ll have to ask for Beauty & The Sissy.

 

 

 

SALADS

 

THE BRISKET SALAD $13.5

Mixed greens lightly tossed in Dijon vinaigrette. Topped with house-smoked beef brisket, roasted red peppers, banana peppers, tomatoes, hard-boiled egg, crispy onion straws, crumbled blue and a drizzle of Killer Ranch.

 

BUMBLE BERRY CHICKEN SALAD  $12

Arugula tossed in our Bumble Berry Poppy Seed dressing. Topped with grilled chicken breast, fresh blueberries, goat cheese and red onion.

 

BUFFALO CHICKEN SALAD  $12

House-smoked chicken or grilled breast in our Original Sauce with tomato, bacon, celery and crumbled blue over iceberg. Your choice of dressing on the side.

 

PITTSBURGH SALAD  $13.5

Your choice of house-smoked chicken, grilled chicken breast or tender steak with sautéed green peppers and red onions over mixed greens with fries, cheddar, tomato, hard-boiled egg, cucumber, croutons. Choice of dressing on the side.

 

CAESAR SALAD  Sm. $6  Lg. $9

Romaine tossed in house-made Caesar dressing,* shaved Parmesan, croutons. Anchovies upon request.

Add: Steak $7

Add: Grilled Chicken Breast  $5

 

HOUSE SALAD (V)

Mixed greens, hard-boiled egg, tomatoes, red onion and cucumbers. Not quite the size of a house. But big. Choice of dressing on the side.

Small $5

Large $8

 

House-Made Dressings:

Balsamic Vinaigrette • Blue Cheese • Ranch

Bumble Berry Poppy Seed • Honey Mustard

Caesar* • Dijon Vinaigrette • Killer Ranch

 

 

MUNCHIES

PIMP MY PEPPERS  $12

Sausage stuffed banana peppers topped with

Original Sauce, provolone, parm and blue cheese.

 

GIANT PRETZEL  $10 (V)

Served with house-made beer cheese, Head Hunter mustard and classic honey mustard.

 

FRICKLES  $8 (V)

Panko breaded pickle chips. Honey mustard and

Sriracha Thousand Island. Frickin’ Dillicious.

 

SMOKED CHICKEN, SPINACH, ‘CHOKE DIP  $10

House-smoked chicken blended with spinach &

artichoke hearts. Served with grilled flatbread.

 

PULLED PORK CHILI FRIES  $9

Fresh-cut fries topped with pulled pork chili, Jack

and cheddar, sliced fresh jalapeños, onions, cilantro,

a sunny egg* & chipotle aioli. Common taters beware.

 

SHROOMS  $10 (V)

Beer battered and fried. Horseradish sauce on

the side. Pure magic!

 

ORIGINAL BUFFALO CAULIFLOWER  $10 (V)

Cauliflower florets lightly fried and tossed in our

Original Sauce, topped with scallions. Blue cheese dressing on the side.

 

HUMMUS PLATTER  $9 (V)

Red pepper hummus served with veggies & grilled flatbread. So good, there are no words.

 

FISH AND CHIPS  $10

Battered North Atlantic cod, fries, house tartar sauce.

 

SMOKEHOUSE QUESADILLA  $9

Choice of house-smoked pulled pork or chicken, Smoky BBQ sauce, fresh jalapeños, pickled onions, jack and cheddar cheese.

 

POTATO SKINS  $10

Loaded with bacon & cheddar. Sour cream on side.

 

PEDRO’S NACHOS  $11

House-made potato chips, ground beef, cheese sauce,

jalapeños, tomatoes, black olives, cilantro and sour cream.

 

PIEROGI  $8 (V)

Locally made. Deep-fried or sautéed with onions.

Depends on whether you want to eat with your

fingers or fork it. Served with sour cream.

 

ARROGANT ONION RINGS  $9 (V)

They’re Ba-ack. Shhh, don’t tell Geoff. Spicy, battered

onions rings served with Killer Ranch on the side.

 

CHEESE STIX  $7 (V)

Deep-fried. House-made honey mustard on the side.

 

CHICKEN TENDERS  $9

Fried chicken tenders. Honey mustard.

 

SWEET & SPICY HOP PICKLES  $5 (V)

House-made with fresh habaneros and whole leaf hops. Keep your beer within reach.

 

FRESH-CUT FRIES  $6 (V)

Cut fresh in our kitchen. Cooked in the same place.

Make ‘em Garlic Fries  $2

Make ‘em Bacon & Cheddar Fries  $3

 

HOUSE-MADE POTATO CHIPS  $5 (V)

Lightly seasoned. Totally delicious.

SOUP

PULLED PORK CHILI $5.5

Made with house-smoked pork.

 

FRENCH ONION SOUP $5.5

Classic soup with crouton

and broiled cheese.

SMOKEHOUSE WINGS

Three Whole Wings  $7

Five Whole Wings  $11

Seven Whole Wings  $14

 

Our house-smoked wings are dry-rubbed, smoked, then chargrilled to perfection. You can request extra dry rub, or any of the sauces listed below.

 

• Mild Buffalo

• Black & Yellow

• Extra Medium

• Fat Head's Original

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

• Smoky BBQ

• Carolina

• Beasty BBQ

• Killer

THESE BAD BOYS ARE HUGE!

ONE WHOLE WING IS LIKE TWO.

classic fried wings

Five Wings $6.5

Ten Wings $11

Twenty Wings $18

 

House-made sauces:

• Cajun Ranch (DRY)

• Garlic Parm

• Smoky BBQ

• Mild Buffalo

• Black & Yellow

• Extra Medium

• Carolina

• Jalapeno Cheddar

• Spicy Parm

• Fat Head's Original

• Beasty BBQ

• Killer

 

**All Wings are served with one sauce or rub of your choice. Celery, carrots and choice of house-made blue cheese or ranch dressing on the side.

DIP IT GOOD!

Get any of our house-made dressings and sauces for your chips or fries. It’ll cost you a little extra but it’s worth it. Just ask Jenn, she loves to dip in Jalapeño Cheddar.

* All of our burgers and eggs are cooked to order. Caesar dressing contains raw egg. Consuming raw or undercooked meat, eggs, and seafood may increase your risk of a foodborne illness.

 

 (V) = Vegetarian Friendly

Fat Head's Saloon, 1805 E. Carson St., Pittsburgh, PA 15203

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